...hey there kids...
...how we doing?...things is good here...need a second to praise jah...that is a touch better...i and i know it may seem a bit sophmoric to say "hold on kids...time to praise jah..." when we know that is just a euphenism for doing a toke of marijuana...context is everything kids...so here is what just happened...like this matters?!?...
...i and i have just woken up from a nap that was seriously dank influenced...kind of average for me...it is a little better when i and i can wake up closer to midnight...dontcha just love "after midnight"...what a great tune...but if i and i wake up after, better yet right before, the witching hour two things will be occurring...charlie rose is on at twelve, which i and i listen to so we can fool ourself into thinking we are staying up to date culturally...charlie is and does hard news...but to me it is of a piece...that boston to ashville corridor...never forget the biltmore! not exactly an uninfluetial family...
.....but the bestess thing that is occuring is that the esspin fantasy baseball rosters unlock...that means that i and i can add and drop players...which i and i do a lot... i mean a whole lot...it's fun and i just get lost in the baseball universe...because the one that i and i just woke up in...hey kids...before i and i finished that sentence it was sure time to praise ja...this is because we really do not want to foster a negative tone at the beginning of this blog...it is so nice just to be able to act like i and i am communicating with anyone...for as i and i was starting out to say...let me put it this way...have you kids ever woken up in a halo?...we don't mean heaven, the reeves supermen style with the blots in your head...i and i have and then after two years recooping from that I get run over by two cars standing on a corner...
...that was a drag of a morn' but anywho i and i was in the intensive care trauma thingy for seven months and things do pass and here i and i find myself...two two and a half after that and i and i weigh a whopping one hundred and four pounds...i am five four and a half...this is down a bit from five eight and half one hundred and fifty five pounds...and i and i do not take painkillers at all...in fact i and i am rather against them there drugs...people are willingly turning themselves into junkies just because they can not deal with a touch of pain...well kids, lie hurts once and a while...they will give me any drug that i want or m pain...i and i ain't joking kids...so think about that for a second...one hundred and fifty oxycontins every month...paid for by my insurance...and a fellow of i and i's resources takes that to mean an extra three four large a month...but i am morally opposed to that and what they are doing with drugs like that to our elders...hey kids ther is a good chance that your grandmother is a junkie...
...i and i am a registered medical marijuana patitient with the state in which i and i live...fine bud is all that i and i use to help us with our pain...you can imagine that i and i enjoy reclining...like i and i am doing talking with you kids...
so praise jah...
...morning and later kids...how we doin?...
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